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7 other movie stars you didn't know were having mustaches digitally removed from their magical faces

July 27, 2017 2 min read

After news broke that Henry Cavill was being forced to digitally remove his mustache for the massive reshoots happening for Justice League, Cavill felt the need to take to Instagram [ed. note: not a website to order cocaine] to redirect attention away from his 'stache.

Dear followers, it is time to finally set the record straight in this moustache fiasco. Pictured above, is not a set on MI6 but is in fact the latest in a series of weapons being designed by Warner Bros and Paramount Studios to combat the entity known as "Henry Cavill's Moustache". There has been no discussion over whether to shave or not to shave for the JL reshoots, simply a relentless campaign to put an end to the seemingly inexorable conquest of this despotic 'stache. It is not a question of IF I should shave - it is a question of how can we possibly be victorious against such a beast without bringing our own doom raining down upon us. #MI6 #JusticeLeague #HenryCavillsMoustache #HopeIsAllWeHaveLeft #MoustacheImpossible

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This got the Flixist team to thinking. Thinking hard. The kind of thinking a man (or woman) wants a mustache to twist upon while doing so. What was Cavill trying to hide? Why the misdirection?

Then it hit us, if Superman's harboring a secret 'stache, what other movie stars out there might be secret mustache-ride captains? So we did some research. Drank a little. Drank a lot more. Drank copious amounts of scotch while listening to Ron Burgundy say 'scotch' on a loop. Researched until we puked like freshmen our minds hurt and our eyes blurred.

Here's what our intern the team came up with (citations available upon grand jury subpoena request).

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