Right now in North America, the Splatoon 2 community are battling it out on the Nintendo Switch shooter in the latest head-to-head splatfest. Later on today we'll find out exactly which is the best chip dip, Salsa or Guacamole.
However, we Europeans shouldn't feel left out, as Nintendo has graced us with our own God-awful topic with which to draw a line in the sand (or cream) and face off. This time around, and bear with me on this, you have to make a stand for the subject of desserts: Do you eat the "best bit" first, or save it until the end. No, I'm not joking.
So, if you get a slice of cake with a half-strawberry on top, do you eat the strawberry first, or delicately cast it aside for the meal's final moment of glory, like a six-year-old would? No-nonsense Pearl is Team Eat First, while her altogether more romantic buddy Marina is Team... erm... Save 'Til The End?
This next, not-very-good splatfest will begin Saturday November 24 at 15:00 BST, running until the same time the following day. Splatoon 2 is available now on Nintendo Switch.