However, we Europeans shouldn't feel left out, as Nintendo has graced us with our own God-awful topic with which to draw a line in the sand (or cream) and face off. This time around, and bear with me on this, you have to make a stand for the subject of desserts: Do you eat the "best bit" first, or save it until the end. No, I'm not joking.
So, if you get a slice of cake with a half-strawberry on top, do you eat the strawberry first, or delicately cast it aside for the meal's final moment of glory, like a six-year-old would? No-nonsense Pearl is Team Eat First, while her altogether more romantic buddy Marina is Team... erm... Save 'Til The End?
This next, not-very-good splatfest will begin Saturday November 24 at 15:00 BST, running until the same time the following day. Splatoon 2 is available now on Nintendo Switch.