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Hello there, you crazy boys and girls! Welcome to a new Comments of the Week, now with 20 percent less GMO! It's your boy GoofierBrute, and I'm here to take you on this week's magical journey that is our community!
You know, I've been thinking a lot about Super Smash Bros. lately. Maybe it's because Nintendo will talk about it at E3 this year, but I've been thinking a lot about who will get in. Sure, we got the Inklings from Splatoon 2, we'll probably get Rex and/or Pyra/Mythra from Xenoblade 2 (fingers crossed for the latter) but who else from The Big N would get in?
Someone from ARMS? I mean, as much as I love the Smash series, this is getting onto game five (or six, depending on if you count the 3DS and Wii U titles), and at this point I feel like the pool of new characters to pick from that aren't third party characters is getting pretty small. Then it hit me like a surfboard to the face: Funky Kong needs to be in Smash.
Don't give me that look. He'd fit perfectly with the cast; he has the strength of DK with acrobatics of Diddy, he can use his surfboard for regular attacks and smash attacks, as well as his recovery, and his Final Smash could be him surfing on a giant wave that goes across the screen, ala Mario and his doctor counterpart.
...Look, I just finished playing Donkey Kong Country: Tropical Freeze earlier today with my cousin, he just really liked playing as Funky Kong. But enough about my personal life and crazy ideas, let's get to why you're all really here: To see the funny, weird, and darndest things your fellow Dtoiders said this week.