Contest: Find a way to inform people to not use the urinal in Unlucky Seven

I don't know what's happening in today's contest forUnlucky Seven, but we're giving away Steam copies.

As you may know, I specialize in weird situations. Normal is for sissies, and I, a strong and independent woman*, am no sissy**. When weird beckons, I answer in a lusty retort.

_{*I'm not actually strong, independent, or a woman}

_{**I am indeed a sissy}

I don't know what Unlucky Seven is, so you'll just have to find out for yourself. Seven unlucky winners will get a Steam copy to figure it out and report back to the class!