Are you in a video game? I'm not. Fix that with today'sBite the Bullet contest.
So full disclosure: Mega Cat Studios is really cool, and they've got some really cool stuff in the works. How do I know that? Because I pay attention, fool. Any time someone comes to me with a Contra-style shooter with a caloric intake feature, my ears perk up like a dog hearing the word "treat."
They're offering up a chance to be an NPC in their newest game, Bite the Bullet. So get immortalized in video game history by entering our contest. But also tell them to include me, too. It's the least you could do.