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August 14, 2017
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[Int. Court of law -- Day]
Judge: Mr. Makedonski, how do you explain this despicable act of team killing?
Brett: This isn't how trials work, your honor.
Judge: It's my courtroom and I'll hold you in contempt of court if you question the process again!
Brett: Damn, you're good, your honor.
Judge: I know. This job's more than just bangin' the hammer. Anyway, back to the question.
Brett: Uhh, it was basically a mercy killing! Jordan was going to die anyway.
Judge: You could've saved him.
Brett: Yeah, but it was at the prison and I was super jumpy because EVERYONE parachuted into the prison.
Judge: Still not good enough.
Brett: ...At least it was funny?
Judge: Hell yeah, IT WAS FUNNY! Good job shooting Jordan right in his stupid fucking face! I'm gonna make you my new bailiff.
Brett: Hell yeah, a judge who says "Hell yeah!"
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