On the off chance you needed more evidence that Fate/Grand Order is somehow the most profitable in-joke in all of anime, the free-to-play mobile wife casino has just kicked off its latest holiday-themed event, The Little Santa Alter. In it, players will complete missions and farm resources to trade for much-needed goodies, including a free four-star rarity Lancer-class Servant, Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily.
If you're curious about FGO, now might be a good time to start, as this is when the game is at its most generous in terms of free rolls, resources, and Servants.
Veteran players can look forward to the current paid summoning promotion for the 5-Star Archer Ishtar, a Mesopotamian goddess who miraculously looks the spitting image of Fate heroine Rin Tohsaka.
But back to Jeanne d'Arc Alter Santa Lily! That mouthful of a name alone is emblematic of the endearingly stupid parts of Fate lore that I love, and FGO in particular, so let's unpack that a bit below.