Fortnite and Apple's nasty court battle reveals characters that might show up, like Samus and Naruto

We're this close to figuring out why Metroid can't crawl, and we may never know, if the plans in this Epic versus Apple court document never sees the light of day.

So in case you missed it, the huge court battle between Epic and Apple is happening now, which will potentially determine the fate of both the App Store and Epic's forthcoming business plan. There's a lot to unpack here from a legal standpoint, but one of the more interesting elements that came out of the proceedings was...spoilers?