Getting Weird with Wes: Farty pogo, punch koi because why the hell not, and SCREECHING PILE OF FLESH

[Getting Weird with Wes is a series meant to highlight all the bizarre shit floating around out there in the gaming universe. I hate normal things. Join me in celebrating the strange.]

You know how service dogs have specialized training to help their humans cope with some sort of impairment to enrich their lives, even if in some small way? Consider me your disservice dog. I'm here to make your Sunday less of a, "Yep," and more of an, "Aw, God damn it."

Except you can pet me all you'd like. I'd consider that a service.