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I can't stop playing Magikarp Jump

July 07, 2017 1 min read

Magikarp sucks, let's just get that out of the way. When given your pick of Pokémon, few would be willing to select this sorry excuse for a sea creature. I believe Magikarp's uselessness is derived from arrogance. Magikarp's ability to evolve into Gyarados has made it lazy and entitled. We see you atop your ivory tower, Magikarp, and we're sick of your shit.

We're not here to berate Magikarp though; we are here to discuss Magikarp Jump, a bad mobile game in which you tap the screen to, well, make a Magikarp jump. It's truly awful, and I can't stop playing it.

I can't stop playing Magikarp Jump screenshot