If you're European, have a PS4, and know what the hell Crossminton is, you're in luck

While I do own a PS4, I'm neither European, nor do I know what the hell "Crossminton" is. But still, only being 1/3 qualified to give a shit about this game hasn't stopped my thirst for knowledge. Not carnal knowledge, nor knowledge as a means of self-improvement. No, my parched desires can only be sated by the knowledge of weird shit existing for no reason other than to exist.

E-Crossminton is the nourishing elixir to wet my dried, cracking lips.