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August 21, 2017 1 min read
Han Solo and Obi-Wan Kenobi have their own forthcoming standalone/spin-off movies, so why not other characters from the Star Wars universe? Makes sense, right? This may explain Disney & Lucasfilm's nonsensical decision to develop a Jabba the Hutt movie.
There is no director or writer attached at the moment since the project is just in development stages. I can only assume they will attempt some sort of Godfather-esque space mafia movie. Bib Fortuna is a consigliere like Tom Hagen, and Salacious Crumb thinks he's Sonny but is really just Fredo.
Who am I kidding? This will probably be some schlocky piece of garbage like Brian De Palma's Scarface. Which is a perfect opportunity to post this training montage from The Turkish Star Wars synced to "Scarface (Push It to the Limit)".
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