Somebody please delete Nonstop Chuck Norris from my phone

Nonstop Chuck Norris is not a game you should download. It’s really not a game I should be writing about. In my quest to tell people about good mobile titles they should try, it’s the type of game I would play for five minutes before deleting and never picking up again, like Power Rangers: Legacy Wars or Transformers: Forged to Fight, both equally uninteresting apps that briefly graced my Android home screen earlier this month.