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  • Stranger Things 3 spoilers: Joyce's [blank] isn't in the [blank]

    March 31, 2019 1 min read

    When it comes to niche genres, they don't get much smaller than the "games featuring Winona Rider" subsection of your local mom-and-pop video store. Other than a few small roles in various Beetlejuice games from the 1990s, she's basically a nonentity in the world of interactive fiction. 

    She did have a bit part in the Stranger Things mobile app though, which was definitely a step in the right direction. The proof in that pudding? She's an actual playable character in Stranger Things 3: The Game. Not only that, but she's a powerhouse, cutting chains with a wire cutter and taking out thugs with a spinning lariat move like it's no big deal. 

    Me being me, I took all this as potential evidence that Stranger Things 3: The Show would feature a GLOW crossover where Winona takes on all comers with a series of increasingly violent moves stolen directly from various Capcom characters. Sadly, the developers of the game told me that I shouldn't get my hopes up. In fact, the Stranger Things 3: The Game PAX demo was designed specifically NOT to contain any spoilers. It features an original scenario designed just to show off some gameplay. 

    But they can't fool me. 

    Stranger Things 3 spoilers: Joyce's [blank] isn't in the [blank] screenshot