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The Adaptation: Pokemon cards for pornography (NSFW)

July 13, 2017 1 min read

[DaddyZ takes us on a perverted journey through the eyes of his nine-year-old self as he falls in and out of love with everyone’s favorite pocket monsters!  -  DeadMoon]

Pokémon cards made me a man. I don't mean to overstate this, but the card adaptation of the game formed me into a grizzled nine-year-old boy with a hunger for titties. The government, newscasters, and grandmothers who live in constant states of agitation and panic were always right. Video games corrupt the youth. They're a dangerous influence. They turn us into maniacs and degenerates.

And it all starts with Pokémon.

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