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The Pixar lamp is the greatest cinematic lamp (brought to you by Lampo Inc. Lamps)

August 20, 2018 1 min read

We got an email last month. An email so earth-shattering to the entire staff's way of life that it shook us to our very core. It was from a lamp company who claimed that our site was the perfect fit to produce content to help promote their lamps! We were shocked. Not because of this was a blatant auto-generated bulk email. No, the odd spacing and formatting were sure signs that this was an original email composed specifically for Flixist. We were shocked because we realized just how little actual lamp coverage we had. 

So we set out to remedy that with this in-depth, entirely serious look at cinematic lamps. Then we went back to the email guy and told him to suck it. We were going to find a place that would pay us the lamp industry equivalent of Dorito-and-Mountain-Dew mony. And now we're rolling in it. We got that lamp money. Light cigars with Benjamins... and other things rich folks do. I'll see you all on my yacht.

Thus, I proudly present to you the greatest lamps in movie history brought to you by Lampo Inc. Lamps. Remember, when you're in the dark, Lampo Inc. Lamps are The Light of your Life.

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