Don't look at me like that. Game writers are legally required to use that picture when writing about this game. My hands are tied. It's the law.
That's not what you're here for though. You want to know whether the Switch version of The Witcher III is worth your time and cash. You might also be wondering what dark magic CD Projekt RED had to employ to squish their game down, and what corners had to be cut. Or maybe you're just curious how well this incredibly massive role-playing game translates to a portable system.
I don't have all the answers, but I'll share what I do know. For a price. Witchers don't work for free.