Psyduck (a portmanteau of its real name Psychic Duckling) is a two-and-a-half foot tall Pokémon who looks constantly distressed. For nearly $300, you could have a lifesize recreation taking up space in your house.
The Pokémon Center has started selling a giant plush Psyduck -- 31 inches tall and nearly just as round -- for ¥30,800 ($284). It is huge, it is adorable, it always has a headache. Nay, it is you who will have the headache, struggling for spare floorspace when a duck the size of a Lazy-Boy is now a fixture of the apartment. Check it out in the gallery below.
Anyway, this is the second time I've written about Psyduck inside of a month. It's official: I am on the Psyduck Beat. If he opens a Miss Cleo tarot card hotline or eats bread in the park, I will be the first to tell you.